okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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