the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Randomize
