She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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