So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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