Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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