My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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