Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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