The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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