id be glad to
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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