you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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