I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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