Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I supernannyed him into submission
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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