Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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