i don't like sucking hair
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
