My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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