I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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