she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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