At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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