The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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