god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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