then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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