Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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