I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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