we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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