I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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