I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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