Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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