So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Randomize
