i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
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