Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Randomize