U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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