he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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