i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Green mimosas i think yes
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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