Its about making memories worth repressing
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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