That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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