he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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