saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Randomize
