I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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