Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
