you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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