so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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