For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
