TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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