Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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