I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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