One girl and one boy is just not enough.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
handjob tips. give me some.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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