They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Randomize
