I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
