yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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