birth control should be required to get into college
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
When are your genitals available?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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