Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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