i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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