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I'm lost and stupid without you.

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(561): View more from Florida

I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.

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(630): View more from Illinois

it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries

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(305): View more from Florida

Party in the USA is so catchy!

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Yea, so is AIDS.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

you will always have a special place in my vag

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(402): View more from Nebraska

This gyro tastes like lonliness

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(816): View more from Missouri

If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story

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(541): View more from Oregon

He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came

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(909): View more from California

I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha

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