okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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