You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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