The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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