That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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